In the United States:
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
whose line will forever be one of my favorites
and bingo night is thursday
Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8
My Christmas tree is the shittiest and best thing ever
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so