glaceons:

why can’t I be this cute irl

glaceons:

why can’t I be this cute irl

mememaster:

Literally america

aconitem:

pret-end-ingg:

cu-tt-er:

mrnecessary:

does anyone else just

Yes

Absolutely

One thing I’ve learned, no one is ever truly alone in anything.

aconitem:

pret-end-ingg:

cu-tt-er:

mrnecessary:

does anyone else just

Yes

Absolutely

One thing I’ve learned, no one is ever truly alone in anything.

prospitianprincess:

preferred pet names:

  • queen
  • empress
  • supreme overlord
  • officer
  • the lawful judge
  • president
  • her imperial condescension

"Have you seen a girl with hair like this?"

"Have you seen a girl with hair like this?"

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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destinydeoxys:

カメックス
callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face






the parent trap: modern au

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

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the parent trap: modern au

bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

seaking:

westbor0baptistchurch:

what if you woke up tomorrow and it was still 2013 and you had to relive the entire year?

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fappuclno:

I DIDNT EXPECT THIS

fappuclno:

I DIDNT EXPECT THIS